Now, today I had a few interesting thoughts. I was annoyed at the prospect that any health care I would ever need is probably going to be used up or made increasingly more expensive by the fact that there are people who, in lieu of actually going out and getting ACTUAL drugs, insist on going to the ER (Thistle can tell you) and demanding painkillers and more from the people there who could be using their time to help people who actually NEED help.

Worry not, dear readers, for I have crafted the solution to this problem! The IV lottery!

With the IV Lottery,  one out of every four people who goes to get any kind of IV, be it painkillers, saline or blood will instead get a drip baggie full of liquid feces. Yes! This will cut down on the abuse of the system AND promote a healthier population. And those foolish enough to keep up their rotten ways get to find out what it's like to have shit-for-veins to go along with their shit-for-brains. No longer shall you wait behind some junkie who's just there to get high. Although, you may fall victim to the effects of the Colostomy-drip, but that's just our way of keeping the game fair for everyone(although we do occasionally muss up the numbers when it's important)

BUT WAIT!!! Theres more! For only $9.95 more you can receive this charming Zygote-shredder! That's right! You too can reclaim your life from the existance of the parasites that resemble you and someone you may or may not know. It slices, it dices! It's chops, chunks, chips, julienne and waffle-cuts! It even makes those little rizoti things that people seem to like in vegetable soups. All out of the noisome monster deliquescing on whatever part of the location you're in that it happens to be! Makes a great gift for the whole family! And, of you order now, you'll receive this fun filled book on the horrors of increasing the surplus population ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! It's pages are full-color and glossy, with amazingly detailed photos and a helpful series of real stories from real people about how the Zygote destroyed their lives!


Enough of that. Time for Vodka!

So, currently, things are thus.

    I'm advancing by leaps and bounds with the tattoo work, and I'll be doing my first touch-up work on my own arm today! It should be quite fun. I'm going over the line-work with a gray ink so as to hopefully achieve that slightly charred look, but we'll see how it works out when I actually do it. Soon enough there shall be UV-reactive ink as well and then it's all over for anyone out there. On that note, however, I've only been able to find one place that deals in invisible UV ink that also has the Material Safety data Sheet for the ink in question available, and thus, am going to be somewhat limited in color choices, as they only have yellow, green and orange. However, they also carry practically every color I could want in standard-visibility UV ink. With luck, I'll soon find somewhere to get invisible blue and white ink.

    As for actual employment, I'm currently waiting for my back-ground thinger to get back so that the hiring people will see that I've covered my ass very well, legally speaking. I don't expect to have to wait very long for them to give me the call that says I'm hired. And then, MONIES!!! Which means that CCQinc. can go back to getting all those odd things that tend to absorb a primary percentage of my income. Soon, there shall be no reason to concern myself with thoughts of being unready for zombies. I expect that both Calico WS and Steyr Arms will be rather happy to be making my wallet's acquaintance in such a biblical way.

    In other news, Colorado is cold, but enjoyable. I've only wanted to strangle a few people, and even then only briefly. However, it seems as though Coyote and I have attained somewhat legendary (implying good)status with people here as everyone I meet has apparently heard of us. This is not a bad thing, considering what I'm going to be doing for a living in several months, but it is a bit odd to introduce oneself to someone and have them say, "Really?! I've heard of you!" in some manifestation practically every time. Luckily, there have only been a few corrections needed in the majority of stories we seem to be part of.

    Well, I guess that about wraps up the review. Next time(assuming I remember) I'll expose the secrets of the Arch-Lich Santa Claus. I've prepared a few surprises for the old monster should he seek vengeance on me for revealing his secrets. I bet that beard of his burns quite nicely.

Until Eskaton,
CCQ

So, today, my tattoo kit arrived. I've played with it for so long now that my right hand is a bit numb. I've also given myself a tattoo! Actually, I've just gone over previous scarification with black ink. *deep breath* Tattooing is so amazingly enjoyable to do. I'm considering, right this second, just taking my kit upstairs and practicing more. I begin to chuckle when I look upon the power supply, shaped as it is to resemble a tower of skulls.

I feel completely confident that I've found what I want to do as a career.

As soon as I can get a camera hooked up to my computer that actually works, I'll send forth images of the practice work, both with and without ink.

And now, the events unfolding in chilly but dry Colorado!

    So, We're more or less getting ourselves set up it seems. I've got my resume reworked for a normal(?) job. And my practice tattoo kit is on the way! I expect I'll be spending a great deal of time at work doodling random things I looked up on the internet the night before. While doing my job, of course.

    This location is unfortunately not up to code, as it were, on it's Zombie fortifications. As it stands, there are far too many possible places for the walking dead to get into this place. So! I will be taking some not work/not practice time to refortify the house. I mean, the place is technically secure, but unless you've got something that would stop a tank-shell up over the windows, you will have zombies somehow worming their ways in. They always do!

    Speaking on fortifications, the unique mechanation that we used to transport ourselves here is still running, although it's still got a few things it could probably use work on. Regardless! It has earned it's right to live! All hail the great Beast! Coyote won't let me get a pair of those LED testicles for it. I think it's pretty much earned them. Honestly, this car has more right to breed than some of the people I've met and on the up, the car is IMMUNE to the zombie plague! But I acquiesce as we are in a nice neighbor hood and we already scare the people living on one side of us. A LOT. They won't talk to us and especially won't make eye contact, even when directly spoken to. Apparently, the people living here before were pagans of some kind or another. I guess that means that they're already traumatized enough as it is.

Well, it's about time for me to get going to catch my bus to Dunwitch. Until next time, Remember! Practice your head-shots! go to the shooting range and practice them! It's not that costly and it could be the difference between life or undeath on of these days! The Zombies will rise to devour us all, wouldn't you rather be prepared for it?

Everyone should take this test, if only to get the cool little image that says how likely you are to survive. Honesty of the moment is what counts as no one should be expected to preemptively know how well they would handle such a situation. Also, as you will likely notice, this is not a very thorough test, so you ACTUAL survivability score may be much lower or higher when set against a more reasonable series of questions.

http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie

And just remember, The Zombie Survival Guide is still in print and should be read by anyone who wants a hope of avoiding death by rotted, undead teeth.

http://www.lfgcomic.com/video.php

The first animation called 'Slaughter your World' is AMAZING. The comic is good too, but the animation is the most important thing. It really helps with understanding the character in question.

You know you'll like it, so just watch the damn things and it'll make me happy.

Then the zombie virus will be spread in bottles of cheap merlot all around the country.

The math is as follows(assuming you go for all of that religious stuff. I don't.): Jesus died, but "came back to live", thus signifying that he was a Zombie(possibly the progenitor zombie). Now, if his blood is wine, then it makes sense that everyone who takes communion wine is receiving the tainted undead blood of Christ, THUS making anyone who takes communion a Zombie. This does a good job of explaining whats wrong with most devoutly religious people and their interesting views on how people should live.

This all goes along with my theory that Santa Claus is actually an immortal lich-sorcerer of phenomenal power, who's actually taking the bad children that you never hear about and turning them into an unstoppable elf army that is all that stands between us and certain destruction at the undead hands of the son of God, but that's a ramble for another time.

Lets see if I can't get the Inquisition after me. I throughly enjoy this game and the spike trap on the front door should at least give them a bit of a pause before they trudge on through and find out that I've also booby-trapped the stairs. With cats.

So, deciding that a mostly empty journal was a bad thing to have, I've done this!

According to the career matchmaking widget on Segremores'  journal, I have come up with the following as my likely careers based on the little test they give you.

1.	Health Care Administrator
2.	Association Manager
3.	Biological Tech
4.	Race Car Mechanic
5.	Aircraft Mechanic
6.	Motorcycle Mechanic
7.	Automobile Mechanic
8.	Diesel Mechanic
9.	Heating, Air Conditioning, Refrigeration Tech
10.	Arts Administrator

Personally, I think evil-overlord should be number 1, but I didn't build the damn thing.

And now, off to make meatloaf!

So yes, now there is an LJ that I am in control of.

Gods help us all.